My Harvester Was Wrecked, the Wheat Burned Twice

When the village wheat field suddenly catches fire, I drive my harvester straight in to cut a firebreak without a second thought. Then the village chief blocks my door with a mob, insisting I drove too slowly and made the damage worse, and demands tens of thousands in compensation. When I refuse, they smash my machine. Not long after, the field catches fire again and the chief comes pounding on my door once more. Looking at my wrecked harvester, I calmly reply: "There's no machine left. What are you going to smash this time?"