Oops! I Married the Lord of Hell · Episode 1 — Opening

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1. [01:17] Well, son, you've officially surpassed me.
2. [01:20] Not that I'm bitter about it or anything.
3. [01:23] Go out into the human world.
4. [01:24] Live among them for a while.
5. [01:26] When you return, the throne is yours.
6. [01:28] You'll be the next ruler of hell.
7. [01:31] But first, bring me back adultery.
8. [01:35] Dad, come on. The human world is massive.
9. [01:38] How am I supposed to find one woman up there?
10. [01:41] Easy. When you're near the right woman,
11. [01:43] a dark lotus mark will appear on her.
12. [01:48] Come back soon, master. Hell's boring without you.
13. [01:59] All hail the Prince of Hell!
14. [02:16] That lust venom's already in your blood, sweetheart.
15. [02:19] You won't get far.
16. [02:21] Come back nice and easy, Master Jimmy's waiting for his...
17. [02:24] new pet.
18. [02:27] Tell Jimmy I'll cut his throat myself.
19. [02:30] It's just a matter of time.
20. [02:33] Oh, you're out of time.
21. [03:01] All right, big world.
22. [03:02] Where do I even start looking for my wife?
23. [03:06] The Dark Lotus.
24. [03:08] Well, that was fast.
25. [03:23] Hand her over.
26. [03:24] then get the hell out of here.
27. [03:26] You touched my wife.
28. [03:29] I was just about to send you there.
29. [03:38] No!
30. [03:39] Please!
31. [03:59] Thank you.