Fake Girlfriend Experience II (Audio Script)

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Hey, listen can we—

What?

Oh, no, no drink for me. I’m good, thanks.

No, I don’t need a snack either… or a pizza.

Honestly, don’t be silly. I said I’m good… I really just want to have this conversation and, like, go.

We’ve done enough lingering around ending this thing, don’t you think?

Yup, I walked right into that one, didn’t I?

I know if it were up to you, you’d linger in this fake dating Hallmark movie crap for… well, as long as possible, wouldn’t you?

It was… yeah, better than I expected.

Better than I could have thought, to be honest.

But you were only supposed to be my fake boyfriend for a week, and it’s already been two… I think my ex has got the point and, yeah… that party really pushed things longer than I wanted them to go on and—

A girl’s got needs, you know? Time to cut our losses and get on with our real lives.

What did you just say?

No, I heard you. I just want you to say it again. Louder.

So let me get this straight. You think that, because I didn’t hate this… little arrangement… of ours, that we should keep doing it?

And you think that I’d even consider this, why?

You don’t know that. You couldn’t possibly know that, you haven’t been in all my relationships.

Really, you don’t even know me well enough to know what being a good boyfriend would mean for me. So how can you say you were the best. This was all fake… duh.

Well… I mean, yeah. I guess…

That’s….

I honestly hate that you’re not wrong.

I’m not sure if it’s worse to know that, or to admit it.

Run that past me one more time, I want to confirm every detail to make sure I heard that right.

You want to keep this arrangement up, this fake dating, but you want to do it for real… like… not fake. Actually… dating.

Real dating… real cuddling, real romance… and real… everything else.

You want to make sure I feel cared for and respected, and that all my, ah, needs… are met?

What is this like a movie? You think I’ll agree to this because you think I like you, more than I admit?

This is, like, the craziest thing anyone’s ever suggested. But fine, you amuse me… continue.

Because of… last time? When I… made you feel so good?

Do you mean what I did to you, right over there?

This feels like a performance review I didn’t know I was getting. No no, go on.

Wow, tell me I changed your life without telling me then. But do you honestly think one well-delivered, ah, mouth appreciation demonstration… means I actually want this for real?

You do? Well, that was a pretty confident reply… okay, I’m… intrigued, I guess.

But first, before I make a decision… I have a performance review for you.

I do. You look surprised….

Surely you can’t be that surprised… I mean, I was your fake girlfriend for a week. What would it say about me if I wasn’t paying attention to you too?

Really?

If you think that low of me, why are you trying to make this real then?

Ouch. Touche.

But seriously… we need to talk about your confidence. The way you carry yourself, how you notice a woman… how you notice me.

What do I mean? Well, even if I do agree to this, I’m not really sure being seen together is an option.

After all, my reputation would be seriously ruined if it looked like I was dating any one guy for too terribly long, especially a guy like you.

No, I don’t mean that. You’re actually… well, honestly, you’re pretty hot.

You know, despite the whole nerd thing.

It’s not an insult, just an observation. Just like I’ve observed the way you don’t seem to know which way is up with women, and how quickly you become flustered when you’re around them.

I mean, even after two weeks of this thing with us, you’re still tripping over your words and getting overwhelmed at the simplest touch.

When it’s not even the fun stuff…

See, that’s exactly what I mean. I flirt with you, even lightly, and you’re already blushing and tripping over your words… I bet if I took a step toward you, you’d…

Look at you. So shy, so awkward.

Since that first night, right here in your dorm room, we haven’t done more than a hug or a handhold. But I bet if I let you… do what I did to you… I bet you’d panic, wouldn’t you?

Hm, I’m not sure I believe you… but I think we should find out.

I mean after all, if you want me to be your girlfriend for real, you’re going to have to learn to… you know. Do more than this. And be confident about it.

If you really want me to consider this, you’re going to need to learn to please me.

And I think you should start learning right now.

Getting to boss you around, tell you what to do… make sure you do things just the way I like…

Sounds kinda hot, doesn’t it?

Mhm, and maybe, if you pass the test at the end, your reward can be this crazy idea you’ve had… maybe if you convince me you can please me, meet all my needs… maybe then I’ll consider being your girlfriend for real.

Hmmmm, that’s a good question. I’m not sure what I had in mind to teach you… but I do love the idea of being your teacher.

Of helping you to learn what women want, and how to please a woman like me…

Putting together lessons, giving you pop quizzes… keeping you on your toes until you are a confident, capable casanova.

See, that’s exactly what we need to train out of you, that insecurity. You need confidence, especially about what you deserve and what you’re capable of.

Besides… you can’t pretend you don’t want it…

Not when I can so clearly see that you do.

What, did you think I didn’t notice that? Your excitement’s pretty noticeable, you know.

Do you like that I noticed?

See! I knew you had it in you. That confidence and certainty… that’s what women love. It’s what gets them excited too…

Yeah, even me. I think…

I really like the idea, and it makes me feel so powerful to think about all the things I could make you do, the things I could teach you…

Like what? Well… like, for starters, we need to talk about how you kiss. The thought of teaching you how to do it… the way they do in romance novels… the kind that leave women begging for so much more…

I think it’d be really hot to teach you.

You think so too? You want me to… to teach you? Right now?

Well in order to do that, you’re going to have to stop taking steps back every time I get closer to you.

Mhm, that’s an improvement, when you take a step toward me… do you like it when I touch you gently, here, like this?

Good… and would you like it… if we started right now?

Hmm? You want to learn right now?

Want me to teach you how to… make me feel desperate for you… just grazing each other’s…

Can you feel this anticipation? Between us… the feeling. Excitement. That’s what women want. That moment… right before it happens… the drum-roll…

Yeah. This moment. Draw it out… but not too long, right?

You want to really… pull her in close, like that. Yeah, put your hands there. And… you want to look at her.

Look at her… at me… like something incredible is about to happen. Intense… powerful… something that will make her knees weak.

Yeah… like that. And then you lean in…

And you kiss me.

Yeah. Again.

Those gentle kisses… they’re a good start, the way your lips lingered on mine was nice.

Yes, move on… I’m going to kiss you again, but it’s going to be more, okay?

You’re uh, you’re pretty good at that… but can we try again, I Think you need to be a little bit bolder when you put your hand in my hair okay?

Mhm, try again… kiss me again.

Excuse me? You want me to… say please?

The way you’re looking at me like that, and your hands on me… I’ve never seen you like this before…

Kiss me again, please.

Holy shit, that was hot. I didn’t know you could be so…

Yeah, dominant. Is this… is that something you’re into?

You just thought you’d try it? Well, gold star at kissing. 10 out of 10, would try again. It was hot to see you so sure of yourself, taking what you wanted…

Being pinned between your chest and this wall, with your mouth on mine… it almost made me think I was kissing someone who knew exactly what they wanted.

Oh, you do know what you want? And what’s that?

You want to taste me?

What do you think you just did, when you had your tongue in my mouth?

Oh. I, right… you want to taste my pussy. You want to try kissing me somewhere new… Well, if you think you’re ready, I suppose we can move on to more in depth lessons.

Fine, show me what you’ve got.

What do you mean, not like that? Is the privilege of me not enough?

I want you to show me what that means to you, show me-

Hey! What are you doing! Put me down!

Well, I can see that you carried me to the bed but… I didn’t know you could do that.. That you could pick me up, and… wow, that was so fucking hot.

Definitely hot enough to let you taste me now. Yeah, push my skirt up, like that.

No, I never wear panties with this skirt, it’s so long I don’t need to, so—

Wow, you… did you just bite the inside of my thigh?

No, not complaining, I liked it.. I really liked it. Do it again.

Oh no, I am definitely still in charge, and if you’re going to eat my pussy, you’re going to follow my orders on how I want it done. Got it?

Good. Now, do that again.

Fuck, that feels so good. The way you use your tongue after you nip along the inside of my thighs… I didn’t know I was so sensitive there. No one has ever—

Yeah, now press little tiny kisses up the inside of my thigh until you reach…

Yeah, there. Fuck.

Kiss me there, too… and use your tongue to lightly trace my pussy lips, just…

Oh yeah, just like that, tease my soft skin with your tongue.

Do you like the way I taste? That little moan against my lips was so hot. It felt like a tease… a human vibrator.

Now, mmmm, yes, oh fuck yes…. Now, wrap your lips around my clit and –

Oh, yes, yes. More.

God… you’re better at this than I expected. The way you tease and… all that focus.

You eat pussy as intensely as you build those fucking LEGO sets.

And I’m definitely not complaining.