Your Cute Coworker II (Audio Script)

Stories

It’s kind of warm in this store room, but I guess it makes sense since there are, like, no windows…

I know, this isn’t how I’d choose to spend my day either.

Inventory’s kind of the worst.

Oh god, no, you’re right. You’re so right.

Being stuck back here might not be my fave, but it really beats having to listen to Janice or Martin.

Out there we’ve got the windows and natural light, but we’ve also got Janice, strutting around, spouting whatever buzzwords she’s read recently, and never in the right order.

I swear they don’t even make sense half the time.

Let’s circle back to get our… bridges in a row.

Honestly, I don’t even know.

Probably.

Her getting the lingo right would just be annoying and confusing.

Oh my god, your Janice voice is impeccable.

Do Martin!

Oh god, that was awful.

Which makes sense, really, ’cause he’s terrible at doing his job and you’re great at doing yours… and usually his too when he screws it up.

You really do work hard. I mean, you’re here, aren’t you?

And I can’t imagine inventory is something anyone volunteered for.

You did? But why?

This is literally one of the circles of hell down here…

Oh, you thought it’d be an easy day of work, did you? Fair.

Well…

I can’t lift this box though, can you just—

Ahh, thanks.

No, I didn’t think paper could be this heavy either.

This is not how I want to spend my Friday.

Well, obviously the way anyone would… poolside, with a drink in one hand and a book in the other.

Wouldn’t mind last night’s company either.

Hmm? Oh… yeah, I had a date last night.

I’d say it was good, it went pretty well.

After all, bad coffee dates don’t end at 2 am.

No, not a first date. We’ve been out a few times, and last night wasn’t planned.

It went really well.

He had the first three dates to really figure out what I liked and… well, he definitely nailed it.

I didn’t say that… but you’re not wrong.

Well now sir, I never! I am a lady!

I mean, not last night, we just stayed out too late talking... but when we hooked up last week, I was definitely feeling it the next day.

If that had been on the table again… well, you might have been doing inventory alone, that’s all I’m saying.

You’ve got an awful lot of questions about my dating life, you know?

Oh, you’re just curious, are you?

And I’m sure you’re this curious about the intimate details of all your co-workers’ lives, right?

Mhm, a likely story.

So you’re saying it’s not just me?

I happen to know you have a legendary ability to keep to yourself. In fact, some people think you’re a bit of a jerk ’cause you’re always so quiet.

Emily’s even a little intimidated by you.

No!

Of course, I don’t think that.

And wouldn’t you like to know?

Oh, you would? Why are you so curious about what I think, hm?

Is that so?

Because I think I’d be pretty flattered if my opinion of you mattered…

Or maybe if your opinion on my opinion had something to do with all these questions you’ve been asking about my dating life.

Oh my gosh, you’re blushing!

No no, you can’t hide it now. That look on your face speaks a thousand words, but I wanna hear it from you.

C’mon it’s just us back here… tell me why you really want to know who I’m seeing… and what I think of you.

Please.

So, are you trying to say you’re into me?

Oooh, that’s good to know.

No, no. It’s not awkward at all.

No, really. It’s nothing to feel weird about…

Honestly, I’m glad you told me…

I guess now I should tell you that I only agreed to inventory so I could spend a little alone time with you.

Mhm. It’s true, because I’ve been thinking about it too.

You’ve got a pretty cute smile, you know that?

Well it’s true… plus watching you haul these heavy boxes like they’re nothing…

It’s kinda hot.

I’m just saying, if we have to be stuck somewhere… together… for hours without anyone else around… maybe the lack of windows isn’t as tragic as I thought.

Janice won’t set foot back here because it’s beneath her, Martin would have to do some actual work so he’s definitely not a concern, and I’m pretty sure everyone else is working from home today just so they don’t get asked to help with this.

Hmm, I’m pretty sure there’s no harm at all in… just getting a little closer…

You know, so we can better ensure our numbers are… accurate. After all, if I stayed all the way over here, we might give inaccurate data to head office and you work in accounting.

We certainly can’t have that now, can we?

Are you… nervous?

Now that I’m closer to you, I swear I can hear your heart pounding.

You’re shy?

Of course, I’m just surprised is all. I didn’t think you’d be so shy, not when you always seem so put together, so… sure of yourself.

No, not so much right now… but I’m into it.

I love that just being close to me can make a confident man like you feel shy.

Scared? Hey, if you’re uncomfortable, we’ll stop. No questions, I—

You’re sure?

Mhm, of course.

If you’re only scared you’re dreaming, maybe I should pinch you just to prove it’s real.

I could just lay my hand… right here, below the cuff of your shirt.

Has anyone ever told you how attractive it is when you roll your sleeves up like this?

Well, it definitely is.

Makes me very aware that it’s just you and me in here… there’s no one else around.

What am I saying?

Well, we can’t be seen or overheard…

I know you’ve liked me for a while… and I’d be lying if I said that something just like this hadn’t crossed my mind.

Hmm, I like the thought of that, but tell me… did you ever think you’d have me standing before you like this?

And now that I am, what are you thinking?

No, I don’t think we’d get caught.

After all, we’re scheduled to be back here all day to get this done and we’ve been pretty efficient already.

Don’t you think we deserve a break? A little reward for all our hard work?

We could break for lunch but… I’m not really hungry and… maybe you’d wanna put all that strength to a different use?

A more fun use.

I see that smile, what are you thinking about?

Wow. Yeah.

That’s definitely one way to have a little fun.

You mean… that desk, right there?

I knew there was more behind that professional demeanor.

Oh, is that so?

Well, I think this secluded little room is the perfect place for that.

It seems sturdy and… honestly, it’s not like this desk’s ever been used for anything other invoicing and existential dread.

Wanna test it out?

If we break the desk, we’ll just tell them it collapsed under the weight of their failure… or, you know… boxes.

They’re so heavy after all, but really, they’ll never know, and I’m not going to tell them.

I think we’ve both waited long enough.

Wanna play a game? Would that make it easier to… stop waiting?

Mmk, truth or dare?

Oooh, feeling brave now, hm?

Okay.

I dare you to tell me what you’re thinking when you look at my lips like that.

Mm, yes. Yeah, I think it’d be more than okay if you kissed me.

Fuck, yes.

Not wasting any more time, are we?

Mm, no you’re right. I guess we don’t have very much time if we don’t want to get caught… is that why your hand is cupping my ass like that?

I can feel your fingers digging into my ass, and your other hand hiking up the hem of my dress.

The way you’re just barely grazing it against my thigh… yeah, just like that.

No, I don’t want you to stop.

I love that your hands are everywhere at once, especially when you’re pulling me into you like that.

Your strong grip on my thighs is pressing our bodies together so tightly.