The Naughty Elf (Audio Script)

Stories

“Are you ready yet?”

“Just a minute!”

“Okay, hurry up!

I’m getting cold out here!

”

I fluff up the white, synthetic fur at the end of my sleeves.

Were long sleeves too much? Maybe… I might a get a bit too hot.

No, forget it.

It’s the holidays and it’s cute.

I’m just playing the part. That’s it.

I don’t know why I feel nervous. We’ve been together for years and it’s certainly not the first time we’ve dressed up for each other.

But it has been a while now since we’ve done something fun.

Oh god, I really hope you like this.

Whew.

I take a deep breath and open the door.

“Ready!”

“Oh my god…”

“Wow…”

You’re laid on your side across the bed, propped up on your elbow.

Your hand is slightly extended, like you’re inviting me to join you.

But that’s not what my eyes are fixed on right now.

They’re on the black, lace lingerie set that might just be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen you wear. A lace and satin bra and lace thong over a suspender belt with matching lace detail.

And, of course, your favorite.

My favorite: black fishnet stockings.

It’s simple. Classic. And so… well, you.

I make my way to the foot of the bed, watching your eyes wander over my long-sleeved crop top and mini-skirt. Green velvet with the Christmas lining and striped thigh-highs to boot.

“Shit, you took it seriously.

You look amazing. What the hell?

”

“What do you mean? You look so good.”

“Shut up. I’m a naughty elf, obviously.

You said ‘Christmas date’ so… I mean I thought—

”

“Oh, I know what I said.

And I knew what you’d do.

”

“God, this is amazing.”

“Oh my god, be nice or I’ll go change right now.

Into those horrible sweats, you know - the ones my ex boyfriend gave me?

With all the holes….

”

“Okay, okay. No, seriously.

You do look incredible.

I mean, you always look incredible.

You could have come out here in a freaking cardboard box and I’d still want you.

My sexy little elf.

Get over here.

”

I step closer so I can take your hand. My cheeks are still flushed but that’s okay. I love our banter, always have. My love language is being dramatic about date nights and yours is roasting me when I go too far. Like tonight.

It works for us.

I crawl onto the sheets and settle next to you, putting the bottle of lube between the pillows.

“Mmm, you smell good, too.

New perfume?

”

“Yeah… do you like it?”

“Mmm, yes.

So…what gifts has the naughty elf brought for me?

”

“Oh… I brought this.”

I hold up the bottle of lube and a firm, silicone, double-ended dildo.

“Oh my god!”

“I mean, you said you wanted to try it.

Don’t issue a challenge you can’t complete, baby.

”

“I love them!”

“Merry Christmas to us, hm?”

I watch your eyes practically light up as you run your fingers over the silicone, over the bulbous short end and up to the ribbed ridges. You lean in a little closer to read the flavor on the lube bottle.

“Strawberry, huh?”

“Yeah, I thought it’d be fun to try.”

“I don’t know, I think that stuff’s for…”

“Bisexuals and goths?”

“Bisexuals and goths?”

“We really need to watch the rest of that show.”

You cup my cheek and lean in a little closer. You’ve got that mischievous little grin on your face.

“Later.

Right now?

I want to focus on you.

”

God, I love the way you kiss. And fuck, you look good.

I know I joked that you took this too seriously, but… damn. How did I get this lucky?

I admire your body, taking in your curves and the lace detail on your bra and garter belt… how it fits you so well.

You run your hand up my thigh and your eyes wander over my body.

Slipping your hand under my velvet mini-skirt…

“You know… I’m not usually one for costume-style lingerie, but this?

I really like this.

”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.

Especially these thigh-highs.

Also… I like the idea of my own naughty little elf.

”

“Well, this one’s got a lot of presents for you…”

Your lips are so soft against mine. Your kiss is gentle, but there’s something desperate in your touch as you slide your hand over my skirt and across my hip.

I love how you do that. The way you start off slow, wanting to take your time with me over rushing things. It drives me crazy

Fuck, baby…

Your fingers slip underneath my top and tease my bare breasts. You slide my chest in between your fingers and pinch.

“Mmm, I love it when you make those noises for me.”

You pinch a little harder and I push my breast more into your palm.

God, it feels nice…

I trace my fingertips over the lace of your garter belt, down to your ass and I give it a soft squeeze. You feel so good against me, and you pull up my top, over my shoulders, exposing my breasts.

“Well, that lasted long.”

You roll me onto my back and take my chest into your mouth… flicking your tongue back and forth as you continue to massage my breasts in your palms.

I reach around and unhook the back of your bra, sliding it off your arms.

“You look incredible.”

“I can’t wait to feel every inch of you...”

You take my arms and put them above my head. The way your gentle touch lingers… it always makes me want more. I feel goosebumps rising along my arms as you trail your fingers down.

“Stay there.

Don’t move.

”

You run your lips down my neck, trailing your fingers toward the dip in my waist so you can slip underneath my skirt, between my legs.

“No panties?

”

“I told you I had surprises…

”

You slide your fingers over my hot skin, gently teasing my pussy.

God, I’m already getting wet. Seeing you in that lingerie just… fuck, you know I can’t resist you.

I move my hips, pressing up against your fingers, gripping the sheets as I try so hard to keep my arms above my head.

“Let me touch you.”

You slide your fingertips up to my clit and…

Fuuckk…