Your Brother’s Best Friend (Audio Script)

Stories

I think that’s gotta be the fastest and easiest food order the three of us have made, like… ever.

Oh yeah, those delivery charges were definitely wild, but at least your brother drew the short straw and had to go pick food up.

All we have to do is sit here… and wait for burger goodness.

Yeah, like royalty.

Or royalty right up until Mr Tightass is back.

Eating on this couch is like an Olympic event. Delicate precision is required…

Still can’t figure out why he doesn’t just buy a table, since he loves this couch like it’s his firstborn child.

I know.

He spent so long finding just the right couch for what he wanted, then, waiting for a deal… and complaining about it constantly.

Though I’ve got to give it to him, this thing is super comfy: I’d wanna keep it looking good too.

No, neither of us does.

Going through the third circle of hell that is couch-choosing with him is the last thing on my mind…

Hey, speaking of minds… you seem a little distracted tonight, what’s on yours?

No, you’re alright.

You’ve just been quieter than usual. I wanted to check in.

But are you sure?

I don’t wanna press but, there were at least five awful dad jokes in the last fifteen minutes and you didn’t say a word.

That’s so unlike you.

See, where was that sass ten minutes ago?

You seem… almost, nervous, and I just want to make sure you know you can talk to me, you know?

Even if it’s just to vent.

What do you mean I’m the only one you can’t talk to?

I’m always here for you…

I mean, I know we don’t hang out as much as we did, but you can talk to me any time. Text, call… it doesn’t matter.

You should, I miss talking to you more.

Just because I’m your brother’s best friend doesn’t mean I’m not your friend too… wait, are you blushing?

You are!

Ha, see, I knew something was up.

No, no.

It’s okay, I’m not teasing, I promise.

I do wanna know what made you blush though.

Will you tell me?

Well something did… Come on, you can tell me.

Of course, I won’t be mad at you. Why would I be?

I mean really, with the kinda shit your brother and I get up to…

Exactly, so there isn’t much you could say that would shock me, is there?

And definitely nothing that will make me mad, okay?

Yeah, we have known each other for a while.

Oh, okay.

Uh, right… go on.

Of course, it’s okay.

I… uh… I’m glad you’re telling me.

No, I definitely wasn’t expecting it.

But I appreciate you telling me.

No no no, I’m glad you told me.

You didn’t do anything wrong, and I’m definitely not mad.

I mean… everyone likes to be liked, right?

I mean, yeah… I did.

I kind of got vibes, but then I thought maybe I was reading into things that night we all went out for sushi.

Then when you were avoiding looking at me after we’d been playing footsie at the table and I just… haven’t seen you since.

Of course. Life’s been busy for everyone and I didn’t think you were entirely avoiding me, but it definitely seemed weird to bring it up again, especially just... randomly?

You know? Am I rambling now?

No, I know you’re the one who did the hard thing just now…I know, I’m not trying to steal your moment. It’s just… it’s just that I’ve been thinking about it cause I’m kinda… okay, really… into you too.

Yeah. I… it’s why I was worried I’d been misreading things.

I thought I might be imagining things.

I don’t know when exactly… but it hasn’t been too long since I figured it out for sure. Maybe even that sushi night… or that night I walked you home when there were no cabs.

Yeah, that was a hell of a walk, and when we finally got to your door, you were so grateful and the way you looked at me… well, I thought maybe there was something there, but we’d had a few drinks, so I second guessed myself.

Wait, really?

You were thinking about kissing me when we were standing there?!

And here I was, thinking the same thing.

Oh come on, that’s just mean.

You can’t just say things like that now.

I shouldn’t ask but… I gotta know, have you thought about it since then?

Yeah… yeah me too.

That’s kinda why I was asking.

But I can’t quit while I’m ahead…

I wanna know… what kinda things have you been thinking about?

Oooooh, so in your mind I’m really smooth?

Nice.

Hey hey, relax.

I’m just teasing.

So, really, what else have you been thinking about?

So you’ve been thinking about being somewhere… alone… with me.

Just like we are, right now?

Very interesting.

But if we’re both into it, and fantasizing about it…

Why does it have to stay a fantasy?

If I touch you… here… does it feel how you thought it might?

Oh, I like how you reacted to that.

And if I touch you here?

Nah, he takes forever.

It’ll be a while yet before he gets back… besides, it’s not like he’s light on his feet. We’ll hear him.

I know, that walk of his means you can track him from a couple floors below… like a rhinoceros.

When we see the table shaking, we’ll know he’s close.

We’ll have plenty of time to act casual.

That’s more like it.

Now, what did you have in mind?

Decided not to waste any time tonight, did you?

Good, I’ve definitely fantasized about having you straddling my lap plenty of times… just didn’t imagine it’d happen tonight.

No, I don’t want you to move… can’t you feel how much I like this already?

Yeah, I can’t help it… but it’s like all my hottest fantasies coming true.

But we don’t have a lot of time…

God, if you fuck like you kiss, I’m a lost cause.

Your lips are soft.

Makes me wonder… how wet you are…

Yeah? And you’re already grinding against me?

Someone’s definitely been thinking about this a lot, huh?

Good… I’m glad you’re feeling so ready, cause I wanna show you what I’ve been thinking about.

Can I take this off?

Don’t worry, I’ll leave it right here so you can grab it quick if we hear him.

Yeah?

Fuck… looking at you, bare-shouldered in my lap… It’s like the start of a wet dream, but I definitely can’t do this in my imagination.

You like that? Does it feel good when I kiss and bite you like that?

Mmm, yeah I thought so.

The way your back arches when my fingers pinch your chest like this?

You react so eagerly… so fucking hot.

So warm and soft and… fuck, you’re incredible.

Yeah, your gorgeous tits are exactly why you can feel how hard I am… that, and the way you’re rocking your hips against me while I play with them.

I’m only getting harder every moment you’re in my lap like this.

I feel like a teenager but.. I don’t wanna risk not being able to fuck you..

Can I…?

Can we…?

The way you’re rubbing me through my jeans.

Are you… are you not wearing panties under that little skirt?

Fuck, yeah.

Yes, that’s so fucking hot.

You want this cock?

Yeah?

Then you can have it, baby.

C’mon. Lift up a little so I can…