Fake Girlfriend Experience (Audio Script)

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Hey, oh my god I’m so glad you’re here.

I was afraid you’d be, like, at the library studying or something.

I mean, you’re always studying. It wouldn’t be that surprising, but I guess the semester’s just started so…

Yeah, sure… it’s so good to see you too.

But uhhh… can I come in real quick? I need to talk to you…

Yeah, just… here, I’ll come into your room.

I can shut the door… just like that, to make sure no one else hears.

No, no, it’s nothing bad.

I just don’t really wanna talk about this with, like, anyone else…

Don’t look at me like that, it’s not anything to worry about…

(sweet)

I promise.

Okay, I’m definitely not holding you hostage, don’t be so dramatic. I just want to talk and there’s really no one else I can talk to… not about this, at least.

It’s just that, I mean… okay, you know how I was dating that guy I met in my creative writing class last semester?

Yeah, him. Well… over break, things got super weird and I just…

(nervous)

I called it off, and needed a really good reason.

No, he didn’t do anything that made me feel unsafe.

But thanks for asking, that was sweet.

Even if there’s nothing you could do about it.

I know you care, which is exactly why I wanted to talk to you about this favor I need.

And you know I wouldn’t have shown up in your dorm room like this if it wasn’t important.

Yeah, I am a little bit. I really need your help… and it’s gotta be you.

You’re the only one that can help me.

I need you to help me with this… and you don’t want to let me down, do you?

You want to know what it is?

Guess first.

Hmmmm, you’re close. Okay, not really. But no, I don’t need you to just escort me to class.

I, uh…

Don’t rush me! I’m getting there. This isn’t exactly easy for me, especially with someone… you know, we don’t exactly run in the same circles.

When we ended things, I sorta told him that it was because I was dating… you.

So now I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend so he doesn’t try to rekindle things now that we’re back at school, because that is so not happening.

You see where this is going, don’t you?

I know, I know. But honestly, do you think I’d be working so hard for your help if I didn’t really need it?

Please don’t make me feel even more ridiculous about this than I already do.

You’re the only one who can help me now, and I…

I know you won’t let me down, will you?

Especially not if I stand here, and look up at you… like this.

Ha, I know it’s your weakness.

Why do you think I’m doing it?

It’s not like I actually need to make you weak though. We both know you’re going to help me, because you’re a good guy. Right?

You want me to… what? To say it? Seriously?

That seems really unnecessary, don’t you think?

So the only way you’re going to agree to hear me out is if I tell you exactly what I want from you right now? Like right this minute. In detail?

Fine.

I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend. Act like you’re my boyfriend, and I’ll… I’ll act like we’re together. It has to be convincing, too.

No, not for too long. Just like… for a week.

Okay, okay… I see that look on your face.

I know it sounds a little weird, and maybe I’m asking for a lot… but honestly, it’s not like you have anything better to do.

Besides, what would your friends say?

I know they all think I’m hot and they know we grew up together…

Surely they don’t think you’d ever have a chance with me. Don’t you want to prove them all wrong?

Exactly. So, really, it’s not even like you’re doing me a favor… I’m kind of doing you one…starting by being in your dorm room like this and standing so close to you… giving you my undivided attention.

You think you need more? What does that even mean?

An incentive… to actually do this?

Come on, as if there’s any reason you shouldn’t. I mean it’s not like you’re dating anyone, right?

She doesn’t count. And besides, why would you want her when you could have me for a week?

No, not literally. I don’t expect you to actually like, date me. You don’t need to do anything when other people aren’t around. It’s just for show.

But we’re going to need to make it believable, like I said.

Do you think you could, like, walk me to class and hold my hand and stuff? For a week?

Look, I know you’ve been struggling to find your place and those guys in class are really giving you a hard time.

If you do this for me, I’ll make sure everyone thinks that you hooked up with me, and it’ll do wonders for your reputation. I bet they’ll leave you alone after that.

No, I couldn’t ask, like, anyone else.

Cause I told him I was dating you, okay?

He already thinks it’s you and it’s going to look so weird if I come out with someone else.

You don’t wanna make me look like a liar, do you?

Exactly. He was a jerk to you last semester anyway, and I think he’s friends with those guys.

If you did this, you’d be doing me a favor and you could get back at them too. It’s a win for everybody.

Doesn’t that sound nice?

I can tell you’re thinking about it. That look on your face gives it away.

But I don’t think you’ll need to think too hard. Why wouldn’t someone like you want to pretend to date someone like me?

No, not trying to make you feel bad. Just want you to…

remember your place in the social chain, and help me keep mine.

I mean, look at your place… your stuff. I think you have more LEGOs than textbooks… and you’ve got a lot of both.

I don’t mean anything by it. It’s just that you’re, well, a little nerdy…

and I’m not.

Oh, you think so?

I mean… I can certainly see why you’d want me to think you don’t want to be my fake boyfriend… but I’m standing right here, you know.

I can tell that you want to do this.

I can tell that if I gave you the chance, you’d wanna be my boyfriend for real but since that’ll never happen, I’m giving you the chance now… be my fake boyfriend for a week.

Come on… pretty please.

I mean…. There’s a party tomorrow night and it’s right by your dorm. You can take me and then we could go back to your place and…

Well, you know what they’d think…

I knew you’d say yes!

Can’t believe you made me practically beg, I was—

Wait, what?

What do you mean, you have some terms and conditions?

Fine, what is it?

Are you serious? You want to start… now?

And that’s the only way you’ll agree to be my fake boyfriend?

If we… oh no. You’ve got to be kidding.

I said “fake” boyfriend. Fake. Not real.

No, like I said, it can’t be anyone else. It has to be you.

And you’re saying the only way you’ll help me is if we… for real. Right now?

Fine.

Come here before I change my mind.

Why do you look so… nervous?

I thought you said you wanted this.

Maybe you need a good reminder of exactly why you’re doing this, what do you think?

Come here…

I know you want this… I know you want me… all over you…

But I do wonder… what would happen if I pushed you back, like this?

Against the wall… and got so close to you… like this.

Am I making you nervous?

Isn’t this what you wanted?

Because I think… I think you’re enjoying this…

And if I… kiss your neck?

Mmm, that definitely got a reaction out of you.

You love it when I’m all up in your space, don’t you? You love it when I’ve got you with your back against the wall… literally.

And just because you’re my fake boyfriend doesn’t mean I don’t know… doesn’t mean I don’t know that you like me.

Yeah, I know about your little crush… but don’t worry, it will be our little secret.

Here… let me… just take this off…

So you can see that there’s nothing under it, and my tits really are just as magnificent as I know you imagined.

Oh my god, I can already see how hard you are from over here… just because I pinned you against the wall and now you can see my tits, huh? That did it for you?

Do you like them?

Mm, I’m glad you do. You’ll never see better ones, so take your time. I like the way you’re staring.

Mmm, this makes me want to see what else I can make you do.

Because now that I’m right here, I can hear how fast you’re breathing… I can see how much you want this…

You’re already so hard I can see your cock through your jeans.

Not that I’m surprised.