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Original title: Skip the Small Talk (Audio Script)

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When the new, older woman you’re dating shows up at your door suggesting you skip the “going out” part of your date and head straight to the bedroom, you’re more than happy to oblige. In this romantic audio story, the needy MILF you've been seeing shows up at your door suggesting to drop dinner and skip to the sex part of your date.

Original fiction. Characters and events are invented.

Edited by: Huangguo Drama · Updated:

Stories

Hey, it’s so good to see you.

Thanks for letting me come up early.

I know I wasn’t supposed to be here for twenty more minutes so we could go downtown together, but parking’s always difficult over here, so I tried to get ahead of it and…

Yup, you guessed it. The only parking space I could find was literally right outside, so it seemed weird to wait in my car and just, like, stare inside?

Oh, thank you. I’m glad you like it, this dress is my favorite.

Favorite dress for my favorite guy.

Oh yeah, thanks. I’d love to come in while you finish up.

Aw, yeah, of course, you can hug me.

Wow, you smell really good.

No, just like… that’s actually so nice, what is that?

Well, consider it a favorite, too.

And I love your place.

Oh really?

That’s so cool. I’m actually awful at decorating, it totally stresses me out.

You’re really sweet, thank you.

I do feel really proud of my fashion choices, but honestly, it stops there.

The house… yikes. I mean, it’s clean and tidy and stuff, but yeah… it’s kinda bland. I’ve got to get better at just finding my own style, you know?

I think I may have lost it somewhere in the early 2000s.

What, you mean you didn’t invite me over for home decor lessons? I’m not saying I’d love that but… I mean, I definitely wouldn’t say no.

Oh, of course, I’d love to get comfy.

Want me to just… hang my coat here?

Perfect, thanks.

And did I mention that you also look great?

No, of course I didn’t just notice. Your place took me by surprise, but I know by now that you always look incredible.

Credit where credit is due, that outfit works well…

really well.

There’s just something about a man who is aware of himself and able to dress for the occasion. You look as great today as you did that night we met for coffee on your way back from the office.

The white tee and jeans look is a total vibe, just like the suit was.

You kind of just pull everything off. I don’t know how men do that.

Mhm, both distinct and put together… and also completely appropriate for the situation you’re in.

Unlike these people I saw on the trail this morning, plastic flip flops and tank tops in a very prickly bit of brush… they’re going to be absolutely ruined tonight,

and not in the fun way.

Oh, it’s more of an idle hobby I guess. Sometimes I like to head up into the mountains and just kinda… look at it. It’s beautiful up there, you know?

Yeah… I mean, I’m not really outdoorsy, I’m more… outsidey.

Okay, well, the difference is that I like to be in nature, not doing anything, not, like, hiking and biking and all that. I like to have picnics and sit on benches and be lazy in the sun.

And honestly, when I’ve got the house to myself, I love coming back to my bed and my couch and my fully-controlled climate, without bugs.

Exactly! It’s about balance… I love getting dirty, but a post-dirty clean is the real luxury.

Oh god, no, that came out so wrong.

You know what I meant though, right?

Please, yes, let’s talk about something else… like how much I’ve been looking forward to this all day.

I am, I’m so excited. I’ve never gone to a make-your-own pizza restaurant before but, honestly, do you want to know a secret?

I’ve been thinking about you all day. I don’t even care what we do. I just… wanted to be around you, to touch you.

I couldn’t stop daydreaming about how tonight might go… what you might say…

what we might do.

I’m so glad you agree.

Our conversations have been so distracting, and it’s really taken a toll on my ability to focus on much else… even dinner is a distant second, to be honest.

And now that you’re in front of me, looking so good… smelling even better… I am realizing that all those daydreams don’t have anything on the real thing.

It makes me want to…

stop talking immediately.

No, you definitely don’t want to hear the rest of that thought.

Not bad, exactly, just embarrassing. One of those thoughts that only seems like an out-loud one as it’s forming…

Intrigued? I mean, well, they say curiosity killed the cat…

but satisfaction brought it back.

Fine. You’re very persuasive… I was just thinking that it almost seemed a shame we actually have to go out.

With you looking as good as you do… and how much I’ve been thinking about tonight… I kinda wish we could stay in, skip dinner and go straight to dessert…

Nope, not kidding… I’ve been thinking about being here, alone with you… a lot, maybe too much.

But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t incredibly fun to think about.

Have you thought about tonight at all?

Mmm, that’s good.

What have you been thinking about?

Yeah, I wanna know the specifics. Tell me, what’s been playing through your mind? What did you imagine? Or, what did you hope for?

I like the sound of that… a lot.

So… what do you say to just not going out? We could even still make pizza, I can order everything we need for delivery.

Do you think we could find something to keep ourselves busy while we wait for it to arrive?

I think so too.

In fact, I think we could find several things to do right here.

Yeah, they’re definitely things I wanna do.

Especially when you look at me like that.

Good, cause dinner can wait… but I don’t think I can.

This is what I’ve been fantasizing about… or, at least part of it.

Touching you… feeling your hands… there… and lower…

Yeah. You can go lower.

What else have I been fantasizing about?

Well, why don’t I show you?

Oh, you’d like that, hm?

I can tell… you’re already so excited about this.

Me too… Do you want to feel it?

Yeah, feel me. Touch me.

Just the way I like it. I love being able to kiss your neck…

and your jaw…

while I press my hips against you, like this…

I love kissing so much that I wanna do more… but the next part of my fantasy doesn’t involve your lips.

No, it doesn’t. Instead, it involves me… on my knees, like this.

I’ve been thinking about being on my knees for you, about pulling your zipper down…

So I can take your cock out and…

Wow, you’ve got a great cock.

Well yeah, I’ve seen it in photos but… damn.

Yeah, let me, Let me kiss you… all the way down your shaft.

From the sensitive tip, to…

Do you like to be touched here?

Let me play with your balls, baby… take them into my mouth…

I love this… feeling the soft weight of you with my hand… and the hard length of you with my mouth…

Your cock tastes so fucking good, and the way you moan while I lick and suck you… that’s fucking good too, so hot.

Sucking you off, worshiping your cock… right here on your hallway floor, cause I’m so desperate for it… I couldn’t wait.

Fuck, I needed this.

I love the feel of you in my mouth.

Mmm, does it feel too good? You need me to stop so you don’t passion down my throat right now?

But what if I wanted you to?

Fuck yeah, I love when you guide me by my hair.

Right to my feet to—

Fuck, that’s hot. Pinned between the wall and your hard body…

I feel so… fucking… needy.

God, this is so hot. I’m so fucking wet just from sucking your cock.

You wanna feel? Please, yes, fuck.

I want you to touch me.

I told you, I bet my panties are soaked… just pull them to the side.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Mmm, yeah, it’s so good.

I love being played with like this.

Your fingers are… so… oh god.

You’re such a tease.

Please, please play with my clit while you fuck me with your fingers, I need…

Mmm, oh god.

So good. I can’t help…

Ooo, the way your cock just throbbed against my thigh…

Do you like it when I grind against you like that?

Yes, just like that. Fuck, so good.

So good, I’m so fucking...

Please, I need more. I need…

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