Forensic Bride: Married to My Ex's Uncle · Episode 1 — Overheard at the Birthday Party

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1. [00:06] Happy birthday!
2. [00:10] Ryan, man, it's your birthday!
3. [00:13] Where's your girl tonight?
4. [00:15] She's stuck at work.
5. [00:18] Ugh, don't even get me started on her.
6. [00:20] Total buzzkill!
7. [00:23] Every other girl smells like flowers, but her smells like a frickin' morgue!
8. [00:28] I want to puke every time I get close to her.
9. [00:32] If it weren't for her pretty face, I'd have dumped her ages ago.
10. [00:37] So are you actually going to marry her?
11. [00:40] Marry her? You kidding me?
12. [00:42] I don't want to smell corpses for the rest of my life.
13. [00:49] I mean, if she quits her forensic gig, I might consider making her my wife.
14. [00:59] Ryan, I got the job. I'm officially a forensic pathologist now.
15. [01:03] Vivian, you're literally hanging out with dead bodies all day. Doesn't that gross you out?
16. [01:08] Someone needs to speak for the living, and someone needs to speak for the dead.
17. [01:13] Becoming a forensic pathologist was my dream since I was little. Don't tell me you're upset.
18. [01:18] Nah, babe. Whatever my babe does, I've got her back.
19. [01:23] Ryan, want me to feed you some cake?
20. [01:25] Yeah, sure.
21. [01:31] Damn, we know how to have fun.
22. [01:49] Yeah?
23. [01:50] Ryan, let's break up.
24. [01:53] What? Break up?
25. [01:55] Yeah. People and animals don't mix.
26. [01:58] We're not compatible.
27. [01:59] What do you mean people and Vivian?
28. [02:01] Are you trying to insult me through some proverb?
29. [02:06] Three years together and he never touched me.
30. [02:09] I thought he was just being respectful, but it was because he found me disgusting.