Faking Forever with My Frenemy · Episode 1 — A Deal with My Nemesis

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1. [00:00] There he is, my childhood nemesis, the boy I love to hate, the man who tried to break me.
2. [00:09] Look around, Violet. This is where you belong.
3. [00:14] I hate you!
4. [00:17] You're full of surprises, chickie.
5. [00:20] I'm calling off the engagement because Ross Andrews warned all the guys off in high school.
6. [00:24] This was my chance to get one on him.
7. [00:27] This isn't a joke!
8. [00:30] I'll give you two weeks.
9. [00:31] Fix your playboy in the middle.
10. [00:32] You're no longer my heir.
11. [00:34] You need a girlfriend to prove to the world you've changed.
12. [00:36] You want a husband?
13. [00:38] I should get the benefits I want.
14. [00:42] My grandpa has six months to live.
15. [00:45] I need a replacement husband.
16. [00:47] I'll marry anyone.
17. [00:48] Now fuck off.
18. [00:49] Maybe.
19. [00:50] I'll do it.
20. [00:51] Rules.
21. [00:52] No feelings.
22. [00:53] No cheating.
23. [00:54] We play the perfect couple for six months.
24. [00:56] Repair my reputation with the papa and divorce.
25. [01:00] You're mine now.
26. [01:01] If you are engaged to Ross Andrews, I'm married one of the Cardadashians.
27. [01:06] You're about to get my foot up your ass.
28. [01:09] Oh, shit.
29. [01:10] I'm falling for Ross Andrews.
30. [01:12] It's not supposed to be real.
31. [01:14] I now pronounce Ross Andrews and Violet Russo, husband and wife.
32. [01:18] You may kiss the bride.
33. [01:24] Violet and Ross are lying to you all.
34. [01:28] This wedding
35. [01:29] It's
36. [01:31] Fake