The Useless Husband Is Secretly a Young CEO · Episode 1 — Cake and Cold Shoulders

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1. [00:00] Married for seven years, and I finally get to celebrate my own birthday.
2. [00:03] Just one cake? That's so lame.
3. [00:08] Me, I...
4. [00:09] I booked the party venue, let's go.
5. [00:14] Oh, that's Menhoa's car.
6. [00:17] Whatever, let's just take Menhoa's car.
7. [00:20] She got a new car again.
8. [00:22] Hey, big brother, just take a taxi.
9. [00:24] I'm shopping with mom, you'll just be in the way.
10. [00:27] I'm the head of this family.
11. [00:28] What do you mean, in the way?
12. [00:31] Head of the family, huh.
13. [00:33] Self-proclaimed, more like.
14. [00:34] The venue address is on the cake box.
15. [00:37] You can take a taxi.
16. [00:39] Don't bother with him.
17. [00:41] You can call a taxi yourself, can't you.
18. [00:46] Secretary Reahn.
19. [00:47] Come pick me up at the apartment.
20. [00:53] President Lin.
21. [00:54] Head to the birthday venue.
22. [00:55] Yes.
23. [00:58] President Lin, eight subsidiaries under the group have sent birthday invitations...
24. [01:03] Spend your birthday with family.
25. [01:06] I'm not going.
26. [01:07] Yes.
27. [01:09] President Lin, your wife hasn't been invited yet...
28. [01:12] Reveal your identity at this birthday party.
29. [01:14] The time has come.
30. [01:18] What are you doing, fussing over one cake.
31. [01:21] Can't even run a simple errand right.
32. [01:24] Mom, forget it. She's always like this.
33. [01:30] I don't recognize any of these other guests
34. [01:33] These guests are Wenhua's friends. Important people, unlike you
35. [01:39] Mom, give me the cake. Wenhua's waiting
36. [01:43] Whose birthday is it today, exactly?
37. [01:46] It's my birthday, obviously
38. [01:48] Huh