Even Though I'm a Zombie, Sunscreen Is a Must! · Episode 1 — A Zombie's Walk Home

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1. [00:01] !
2. [00:23] Uh, zombie or not, personal space is still a thing, right?
3. [00:31] Hi to any humans watching this in the future, or uh, whatever else might be watching, I'm
4. [00:38] Anya. So, yeah, I can still talk. But, but I'm a zombie now.
5. [00:43] The apocalypse hit the day I moved to a new city. No family, no friends. And with my social
6. [00:50] anxiety, I couldn't even bring myself to knock on a neighbor's door for help.
7. [01:00] This is too much. Fighting over supplies, being scared all the time, having to talk to strangers.
8. [01:05] No, I can't do this. Being a monster sounds easier.
9. [01:10] At least I won't have to pay off my damn student loans.
10. [01:16] Why do I still think like a human after turning into a zombie? Honestly, no clue.
11. [01:21] I haven't been able to reach my family or friends down south, and since I can't drive, I'm walking home.
12. [01:26] Yep, all the way.
13. [01:59] What kind of monster is he?
14. [02:01] Since when did humans get superpowers?
15. [02:06] Block 3 clear.
16. [02:08] Barely any resistance.
17. [02:09] Moving to the next sector.
18. [02:13] I can't fight at all.
19. [02:15] To someone like him, I'm basically free XP with legs.
20. [02:21] Well, getting home just got a lot harder.