Dumping My Mr.April Fools · Episode 1 — Opening

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1. [00:00] Six years with Dominic.
2. [00:02] First five proposals, all pranks.
3. [00:04] But today he swore it was real.
4. [00:06] So I showed up in this dress.
5. [00:08] Just perfect. Look at this setup.
6. [00:10] No way he's messing with me.
7. [00:14] Dominic, I wore your favorite dress.
8. [00:17] I'm ready.
9. [00:35] Valerie? Valerie? What the hell?
10. [00:38] Aw, poor Sienna. You really thought he'd marry you?
11. [00:41] Babe, I put him up to this.
12. [00:45] Happy April Fools!
13. [00:50] Five years. She still buys it every single time. Doesn't even know what day it is.
14. [00:55] It was just a joke.
15. [01:02] A bet's a bet, Dominic.
16. [01:04] Pay up.
17. [01:06] What bet?
18. [01:08] What are you talking about?
19. [01:10] Well, Valerie bet that if I said the word proposal, you'd come running.
20. [01:13] I bet you wouldn't.
21. [01:14] If I win, I'll propose to you right away.
22. [01:17] If I lose, you wait till next year.
23. [01:21] You showed.
24. [01:22] So I guess, maybe next year.
25. [01:26] So
26. [01:28] Our entire relationship is just a bet to you?