The Zombie Dating System · Episode 1 — Reborn as a Zombie with a Romance System

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1. [00:00] Three years after the apocalypse began, society had completely collapsed.
2. [00:06] Food was getting scarer and scarer.
3. [00:08] People had even started eating each other.
4. [00:11] And me? I was the unlucky bastard who ended up as fodder.
5. [00:14] In my previous life, my wife Sarah betrayed me.
6. [00:25] Sarah! I risked my life every day to scavenge food for us!
7. [00:31] How can you betray me like this?
8. [00:33] Oh, please.
9. [00:35] I got sick of that shitty canned stuff you kept bringing back.
10. [00:38] But Ethan's different.
11. [00:40] He's the captain of a survivor squad.
12. [00:43] Being with him is way better than wasting my time with someone like you.
13. [00:50] Alright, enough dilly-daddling.
14. [00:53] Sarah, go boil some water.
15. [00:55] Boil water? For what?
16. [00:57] To make some soup, idiot.
17. [00:58] I haven't had meat in ages, and today I'll get to satisfy my craving with you.
18. [01:03] You can only blame yourself for being stupid.
19. [01:11] Luckily, God gave me another chance at life.
20. [01:15] Ethan, Sarah, you two monsters, just wait for me.
21. [01:20] I'm coming for you, right now.
22. [01:23] Who did I reincarnate as?
23. [01:25] Am I even still myself, from my previous life?
24. [01:29] Wait, a zombie?
25. [01:32] What the hell?
26. [01:34] I came back as a fucking zombie?
27. [01:38] You've got to be kidding me.
28. [01:40] Forget about getting revenge.
29. [01:42] I'd be lucky not to get my head blown off walking down the street like this.
30. [01:46] Post detected.
31. [01:47] System initializing.
32. [01:52] System.
33. [01:53] I knew there's more to all this than meets the eye.
34. [01:56] Fine, if I'm a zombie.
35. [01:57] then so be it.
36. [01:59] Maybe I awaken some kind of ability to level up.
37. [02:02] Becoming a zombie king someday wouldn't be bad either.
38. [02:06] Romance system activated.
39. [02:09] Successfully wooing hot ties with an attractiveness score above 80
40. [02:12] will earn rewards.
41. [02:14] Host, please log on to your target and activate a romance arc as soon as possible.
42. [02:20] Wooing hot girls?
43. [02:22] Starting a relationship?
44. [02:24] System, you've got to be kidding me!
45. [02:26] You want a zombie to do all that?