The 100th Divorce Was Final · Episode 1 — Opening

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1. [00:05] Mr. and Mrs. Penn, there's a mandatory seven-day waiting period.
2. [00:09] If you both still want the divorce after that, we'll finalize the filing.
3. [00:14] Be smart this time, because I'm not taking it back again.
4. [00:23] I swear, this guy files for divorce like it's a monthly subscription.
5. [00:27] Last time was because dinner was cold.
6. [00:28] No, this time's even crazier.
7. [00:30] Herdy lost it because she didn't wear the dress he picked out.
8. [00:33] Elton Penn, the man I loved for ten years.
9. [00:36] In three years, he asked me for a divorce a hundred times.
10. [00:40] I begged. I even got on my knees just to keep him.
11. [00:43] But not this time.
12. [00:44] This time, it's really over.
13. [00:58] Shit, my bad.
14. [01:00] Thought some stray followed us out.
15. [01:02] Nah, that's Elton's wife.
16. [01:04] Easy mistake, though.
17. [01:07] So, Elton, you taking Leah out tonight or what?
18. [01:10] You doing the helpless act again?
19. [01:11] Let's go.
20. [01:12] Leah's waiting.
21. [01:47] Fund the confidential project my mom left behind.
22. [01:51] Once the divorce is final in seven days,
23. [01:55] I'll marry you.
24. [01:58] Deanna, you serious?
25. [02:00] Alright, deal
26. [02:01] I'll see you in 7 days
27. [02:08] Why does Leah have my mom's watch?
28. [02:12] Dee, Leah and Elton are at Star Club 1
29. [02:15] We need to get over here now
30. [02:16] Coming right now