My Super X-Ray Vision · Episode 1 — X-Ray Clerk Counts Down Five Seconds

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1. [00:11] Hello, can I help you?
2. [00:14] Just picking out a gift for my girlfriend.
3. [00:16] That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
4. [00:19] Shouldn't be.
5. [00:21] The escapement is off by 0.5mm,
6. [00:23] which will result in a plus 3 three-second time and accuracy.
7. [00:26] Please take it off the floor.
8. [00:30] Okay, I don't have time for this.
9. [00:32] LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us, and its mysterious owner is coming here today.
10. [00:39] So I heard.
11. [00:47] Surprise.
12. [00:50] Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Coulson. I didn't realize it was you.
13. [00:54] Don't worry about it. I dressed down today.
14. [01:08] Get down and press the alarm.
15. [01:18] Everyone get on the ground.
16. [01:20] Now!
17. [01:29] Mr. Coulson needs us. Let's go, boys.
18. [01:33] You! Get the bags and come with us!
19. [01:38] Yeah, I don't think so.
20. [01:41] Ooh, we got a smart ass.
21. [01:43] You got ten seconds to move before I put a bullet in your smug face.
22. [01:47] Can we make it five?
23. [01:49] What?
24. [01:50] Okay. Now five seconds should be good.
25. [01:53] You're dead, kid.
26. [01:56] Five.
27. [02:04] Four.
28. [02:10] Three.
29. [02:13] Two.
30. [02:19] One.
31. [02:23] And good luck in prison.
32. [02:48] Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed.
33. [02:58] This one's perfect. I'll take it.
34. [03:02] I'd love to stay and chat, but...
35. [03:07] My coffee's just about to land.
36. [03:09] I'm going to be late for my first day of class.