My Gift to the Newlyweds: He’s Sterile · Episode 1 — Sterilization and a Vow of Revenge

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1. [00:00] Real revenge isn't screaming or crying.
2. [00:04] It's making what he treasures vanish at the height of his triumph.
3. [00:20] Honey, love cheating that much?
4. [00:24] 18 years of marriage and his mistresses kept crawling in like roaches.
5. [00:30] I looked away.
6. [00:33] A cheater never stops at one.
7. [00:41] Miss Carter, the appendidectomy was a success.
8. [00:45] And the sterilization procedure you requested is also complete.
9. [00:53] If I can't change him, I'll protect my power, my wealth, and my son's inheritance.
10. [01:01] Rest well, darling. From today on, you'll never have to worry about carrying on the Hale bloodline again.
11. [01:10] Heard? Patrick hit a Hollywood club with a barely-coused model.
12. [01:15] She can take a company public, but can't keep his zipper shut.
13. [01:20] Tell me about it. I fooled around with him right in front of his wife once.
14. [01:23] She didn't say a word. What a rush.
15. [01:26] These parasites live off seducing men. I'm going to rip them a new one.
16. [01:30] Don't waste your breath, Liz. Let them bark.
17. [01:33] What are you waiting for?
18. [01:35] With my connections, I can leave Patrick penniless in a week.
19. [01:38] Why keep swallowing this humiliation?
20. [01:41] Because I want more than a divorce.
21. [01:44] I want to make sure the Hales can never use another child to threaten Ethan's place as first heir.
22. [01:49] What do you mean?
23. [01:50] Patrick is only 36.
24. [01:52] He could father a bastard tomorrow and make a claim on the trust.
25. [01:55] Not anymore.
26. [01:57] Oh my god!
27. [01:59] What did you do to him?
28. [02:03] Just a minor procedure.
29. [02:05] Patrick lost the ability to father another child six months ago.
30. [02:13] I take it back. You don't just want to leave him penniless.
31. [02:16] You want to bury him alive.
32. [02:19] To the deadliest woman in Beverly Bills.
33. [02:25] Baby, give me a child.
34. [02:29] Another idiot trying to climb the ladder with a baby.
35. [02:33] Too bad Patrick will never father another child.
36. [02:52] Done already, honey? Can't keep it up?