Hired Mom Stole Their Hearts · Episode 1 — Opening

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1. [00:00] I'm Riley Carter. Since graduation, I've gotten fired from 27 jobs, all because I can't mind my own business.
2. [00:08] My supervisor crossed the line. I didn't throw the coffee. I sent the footage straight to HR.
3. [00:18] Someone grabbed a purse outside. I vaulted the counter and chased him down. Lost a shoe doing it.
4. [00:24] A man threatened his wife.
5. [00:26] I hit record, called 911, and showed him exactly where the line is 27 times.
6. [00:32] Same story, different job.
7. [00:34] I went from corporate to waiting tables, and I'm still falling.
8. [00:38] Hello, here are your dishes.
9. [00:42] Mia Sweet Eat, I picked this out just for you.
10. [00:46] Do you like it?
11. [00:49] Since her mom left, Mia hasn't said a word.
12. [00:53] So to be Hawthorne family's care partner, the first thing I need is to genuinely care about my daughter.
13. [01:01] Don't worry about that, Adrian. I love kids. Mia is such a sweetheart. I'd treat her like she's my own, I promise.
14. [01:10] Sorry, I have to take this. Please keep an eye on her for a moment.
15. [01:14] Of course. Go ahead.
16. [01:17] Adrian, it doesn't matter how many nannies or therapists you hire. None of them can replace a mom.
17. [01:22] That girl needs someone who's actually there for her.
18. [01:32] Your dad and I are seeing each other,
19. [01:34] which means I'm your temporary stepmom now.
20. [01:37] So drop the creepy silent act.
21. [01:40] She was just smiling like an angel two seconds ago.
22. [01:43] And now, damn it.
23. [01:45] I'm talking to you!
24. [01:48] Listen up.
25. [01:49] Don't you dare go crying to your dad.
26. [01:51] If I move into this house, I'm changing everything.
27. [01:54] Your school, your therapist, your little friends.
28. [01:57] All of it.
29. [01:57] Hold it together.
30. [01:59] Riley, you promised mom and dad.
31. [02:01] Job 28 now.
32. [02:03] They cannot sell the house because of you.
33. [02:05] I don't see anything.
34. [02:07] Hold it together.
35. [02:08] Hey!
36. [02:09] Freak!
37. [02:10] Something wrong with your brain too?
38. [02:14] Fine.
39. [02:15] I'm an idiot.